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Please Kindly Take (Due) Note of this Exceedingly Important Public Message ; from Professor Dr Obi (Our Highly Distinguished Independent Irish Presidential Candidate in the 2025 Elections).
The Presidential Campaign Office of Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to make it abundantly clear that the Minor Ailments Project ,(MAP) , has never ever received a Penny , or a Dime or a Cent ; in Funding from the current Irish Government (otherwise known as the Government of Ireland).
During the Recent COVID Pandemic , Professor Obi still Charitably continued to attend to lots (and lots) of Irish Patients , Free of Charge — despite being Repeatedly Refused Assistance or Entitlements (from the Irish Government) on over a Dozen Different Occasions.
The Net Effect of such Utterly Biased (Irish Government) Decisions is that Irish Clients will now have to pay the Same Consultation Fees as Anyone Else ; as the Minor Ailments Project (MAP) has now been (commercially) taken over by the International College of Physicians and Surgeons (ICPS).
In Effect (Thanks to the current Irish Government and it’s Political ‘Lynch Mobs’ at the CSSO , the SWAO and the WRC) : The Minor Ailments Project (MAP) has now (Effectively) gone ‘Totally Commercial’.
It’s Freebies (Free Services) have therefore now Categorically Ended in Ireland.
It’s Charitable Works have (also) Decisively Ended in Ireland.
It’s Humanitarian Activities have (additionally) Ended in Ireland (Too).
Please Do Not Blame Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi for Any of This (Mess).
He Tried and He Tried and He Tried.
He also Lost (and Lost and Lost) over 100 (One Hundred) Different Times.
Henceforth : The Government of Ireland should now (hopefully) be able to Duly Cater for all of those Clients who are unable to Pay for the Brand New Schedule of (ICPS / MAP) Consultation Fees.
As Many Other Businesses continue to Leave Ireland , in Droves , Dr Obi hereby Publicly Condemns the Extremely Selfish (and Profoundly Petty) Nature of Certain Decision-Makers ; within the Irish Civil Service (and the Government of Ireland).
Hopefully : Very Important Lessons Will , (and Must) Be Learnt — Unless (Of Course) if the Current Government of Ireland adamantly wishes to continue to Ensure that the current (Grossly) Unhealthy Irish Corporate Environment forever remains to be a Very (Very) Bad Place for International Investors to Permanently Do Business with (or in).
On a Much More Cheerful Note : The Legendary Ivana Trump (RIP) had a Particular (Sensational) Quote , which has always been One of the Major Guiding Mottos of Professor Obi ; most especially whenever He is Faced with such Obtuse Political Quagmires.
Even After Her Untimely (2022) Death in New York City (NYC) , USA , Ivana’s Time-Tested Words still Ring True ; most especially to His (Unsinkable) Business Ethos (right up to this Very Blessed Day)
For those of You who have Still Not watched Her Dazzling Cameo in a Popular Hollywood Film , titled The First Wives Club — The Main Essence of what Ivana actually said (To Diane Keaton , Goldie Hawn , and Bette Midler) was this : “ In Situations when Powerful People are Unfairly (and Repeatedly) Depriving You of Your (Due) Financial Entitlements : Don’t Get Mad , or Angry , or (Even) Bitter (with Them) — Just Be Patient with the System and Always Make Sure that You (Eventually) Get (or Grab) Almost Everything (in the End).”
(So) After Due Consideration : Our Honourable Political Choice to become the First Black President of Ireland in 2025 , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has now decided that he will not be Launching any Further Judicial (or Quasi Judicial) Appeals in relation to any of the Manifestly Unfair Decisions of the Various Appeal Panels and Workplace Commissions in relation to any of such matters ; as it Fundamentally Appears that Certain ‘Extremely Petty’ Members of the Irish Government (and the Irish Civil Service) deliberately want to Distract (and Derail) Him from ever becoming the First Black President of Ireland.
To This Effect : Doctor Obi has Publicly Vowed to use the (Very Same) Irish Entitlement System against itself , as follows , by Rightfully Deploying the Totally Lawful , 15-Point , ‘Obi Tariff’ of Maximum (Full-Whack) Presidential Remuneration :
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 1 : He , Professor Obi , will be spending less than 180 Days , in the Republic of Ireland , in Aggregate , for the Whole of the Year 2023 (from the 1st Day of January 2023 to the 31st Day of December 2023).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 2 : He , Doctor Obi , will be spending less than 180 Days , in the Republic of Ireland , in Aggregate , for the Whole of the Year 2024 (from the 1st Day of January 2024 to the 31st Day of December 2024).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 3 : He , Prof Obi , will be spending more than 180 Days , in the Republic of Ireland , in Aggregate , for the Whole of the Year 2025 (from the 1st Day of January 2025 to the 31st Day of December 2025).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 4 : Depending on the Outcome of the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Dr Obi , will then decide whether to spend more than 180 Days , or not , in the Republic of Ireland , in Aggregate , for the Whole of the Year 2026 (from the 1st Day of January 2026 to the 31st Day of December 2026) , and any other Years thereafter.
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 5 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will Draw (and Claim) the Full Statutory Presidential Salary of about €325507 Per Year — Amounting to a Statutory BASIC SALARY ENTITLEMENT of about €4557098 (4.56 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 6 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Joseph Obi , will Additionally Draw (and Claim) the Full (Additional) Statutory Presidential ‘Discretionary’ Allowance of about €317000 Per Year — Amounting to a Further €4438000 (4.44 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 7 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Professor Doctor Obi , will Additionally Draw (and Claim) All of the ‘Conventional Presidential Perks’ , All of the Annual (Inflation- Related) Adjustments / Increments , and All of the ‘Historical Financial Benefits of Established Presidential Office’ ; without Any Fathomable Reduction (Whatsoever).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 8 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will Additionally Draw (and Claim) the Full (Additional) Statutory Staffing Costs for Running the Office of the President — Amounting to a Further €25200000 (25.2 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 9 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Professor Doctor Obi , will Additionally Draw (and Claim) the Full (Additional) Statutory Presidential Travel (and Per Diem Subsistence) Allowance — Amounting to a Further €4340000 (4.34 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 10 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Doctor Obi , will Additionally Draw (and Claim) the Full (Additional) Statutory Presidential Staff Training , Staff Development (and Incidental Staff Budget) Allowance — Amounting to a Further €4760000 (4.76 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 11 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Professor Dr Obi , will Additionally Draw (and Claim) Full (Additional) Statutory Presidential Information Technology (IT) Allowance and Presidential Office Hardware — Amounting to a Further €5460000 (5.46 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 12 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , He , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , will Additionally Disburse (and Equitably Distribute) the Full (Additional) Statutory Presidential Provisions relating to the Centenarian Bounty Scheme — Amounting to a Further €14000000 (14 Million Euros) over Two (7 Year) Presidential Terms (i.e over 14 Years).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 13 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election and the 2032 Irish Presidential Election thereafter , He , Prof Dr Mr Joseph Obi , will Additionally Claim (and Draw) His Full ‘Post-Presidential’ Officeholder Pension — Amounting to a Further €1410000 (1.41 Million Euros) every 10 Years (i.e Every Living Decade).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 14 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election , and the 2032 Irish Presidential Election thereafter , He , Prof Doctor Mister Joseph Chikelue Obi , will Additionally Claim (and Draw) His Full (Discretionary) ‘Post-Presidential’ Office-Running , Security and Administrative Staffing Expenses — Amounting to a (circa) a Further €1100000 (1.1 Million Euros) every 10 Years ( i.e Every Living Decade).
* Presidential Remuneration Point Number 15 : If Successful in the 2025 Irish Presidential Election and the 2032 Irish Presidential Election thereafter , He , Professor Joseph Obi , will Always Continue to Unashamedly (and Innocently) ‘Flutter His Fabulous Set of Voluminous Eyelashes’ , in direct response to All Media (Press-Related) Questions on Such (Presidential Remuneration) Matters — while also (Formidably) Getting On with the Formidable Job of Being the Very Best Irish President , Of All Time , in the Indelible History of our Hallowed Island of Ireland.
In The Interim : Doctor Obi (Still) Fully Intends to (Successfully) Contest For (and Decisively Win) the 2025 Irish Presidency , and the 2032 Irish Presidency (after that) ; irrespective of the ‘Petty-Minded’ and ‘Monstrously Vexatious’ System of (Current) Irish Governance.
The Global Wave of Political Change Will (Most) Definitely Come to Ireland (Eventually) : Irrespective of Whatsoever the Current Irish Government may be Secretly Plotting.
God-Willing : The Final (Political) Victory Will Ultimately Be Ours.
Sincerely , Faithfully and Respectfully ,
THE INTERNATIONAL MEDIA (PRESS RESPONSE) TEAM OF PROFESSOR DOCTOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI
ISLAND OF IRELAND.
Date : Monday the 20th Day of February 2023.
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*PS : The Late Ivana Trump can always be Digitally Resurrected by Her Fans , via YouTube , at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUXsERduwyo (Courtesy of the First Wives Club) !
